sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere
Do you ever look at an old picture of yourself and you wish you could feel how happy you felt in that picture?
|PURPLE:||We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.|
|FUCHSIA:||I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.|
|GREY:||You leave me with jumbled words.|
|RED:||I'm in love with you.|
|PINK:||I have a crush on you.|
|CHARTREUSE:||I sincerely wish you would notice me.|
|TEAL:||We have quite a lot in common.|
|BLUE:||You are my Tumblr crush.|
|ORANGE:||I dislike your page.|
|WHITE:||PLEASE MARRY ME.|
|GREEN:||I find you cute.|
|BLACK:||I would date you.|
|BROWN:||I dislike you.|
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:
You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.
if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed and listen to my problems and watch lame movies with me and eat pizza u are welcome to